Apparently, kilt-wearing, pants-less drunken Scots on stag nights have been puking on pavements in Krakow, Wroclaw, Warsaw, and then flashing their naughty bits at innocent passers-by.
The Glasgow Daily record reports:
The good burghers of Krakow and Warsaw are sick of the sight of boozed-up "men in skirts" flashing their bits in the street.
And the authorities in another popular stag night destination, the city of Wroclaw, have become so fed-up with the badly behaved minority of Scots they are seriously considering outlawing the kilt.
With beer at £1 a pint and £50 flights from Prestwick, Poland is fast becoming a favourite destination for Scots stag parties.
It reminds me of the joke:
Englishman: What’s worn under your kilt?
Kilt wearing Scot:: Nothing, it’s all in perrrfect working order!
But banning kilts is authoritarian and so this blog can not support such a move.
Why don’t they just ban Scots not wearing any underpants under their kilts? It could be a job creation scheme. A new Polish ‘underpants’ police force, perhaps?
We could give them little mirrors on the end of sticks, like they use when checking for car bombs.